Pigmonkey:

So the word on this particular genetic stutter is that an otherwise reliable sow in Fengzhang village (I don't know, use google maps) gave birth to a fucked up piglet that, with its humanoid features, has scared the bejeezus out of locals. But, like, come on.  It looks like Mickey Rooney,

or any other number of aged and dead male celebrities. I also really like that the pigmonkey has this look on it's face like it's thinking, "I can't believe he cheated on me with that bitch Melissa, after I raised his children for fuck's sake!"