I've had my passport longer than Sarah Palin.

I counted. There are, as of this morning, at least 36 facebook groups mocking VPILF's only recent acquisition of a passport.

From the New York Times:

"Ms. Palin appears to have traveled very little outside the United States. In July 2007, she had to get a passport before she visited members of the Alaska National Guard stationed in Kuwait, according to her deputy communications director, Sharon Leighow. She also visited wounded troops in Germany during that trip."

Also, peep VPILF in a one-piece the year I was born: